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πŸ‘»Happy Halloween 2 πŸŽƒ 23

πŸ‘»HOWL you doing this Halloween? Let’s CREEP it real at this most fa-BOO-lous time of the FEARπŸ‘»
I’m the pun-kin King of Meow-loween!
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Joke of the day – Crow

It’s just a crow
on the STOP sign.
No caws for alarm.
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Joke of the day – Fries

🍟 Time fries when Iβ€˜m with you🍟
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Joke of the day – Booked

This weekend is going to be LITerary.
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Joke of the day – Car safety

The is the best ever anti-theft
steering wheel lock
that I’ve seen.
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Joke of the day – Soapy opawra

I’m a deeply
soaperficial pawson.
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Joke of the day – Chairless whisper

…he doesn’t chair about me and he called me a Pink Elephant. Please come rescue me. I’m near the traffic light just outside Ikea.