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Joke of the day – The piRATe

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“Wake up, Captain!  I smell a saboteur on our ship.”

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“Oh no!  Tell me this is knot happening.”

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“Quick! Go down and warn the chef now!”

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“Awww…this pie tastes reely good. “
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“Sorry, I just can’t help myself.  I’m a pie-rat!”

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Joke of the day – Pilot

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Air traffic control: “Identify yourself and what is your height and position?”

Pilot: “I’m Captain Steve Murphy. I’m five feet four and I’d be sitting up the front.”