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Funny Poem – My bald dad

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“I wouldn’t say my dad was bald but he combs his hair with a sponge;
It’s the first time I had ever seen a parting with ears;
He had been mistaken for a honeydew melon.”

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A mother …

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… When you’re a child she walks before you,
To set an example.
When you’re a teenager she walks behind you
To be there should you need her.
When you’re an adult she walks beside you
So that as two friends you can enjoy life together..

Happy Mother’s Day!

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Quote of the day – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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“Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

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Joke of the day – Spell backwards

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Teacher: “Your daughter’s only five and she can spell her name backwards! Why, that’s remarkable!”

Mother: “Yes, we’re very proud of her.”

Teacher: “And what is your daughter’s name?

Mother: “Anna.”

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Joke of the day – The stork

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“Mom”, said the little boy, “where did I come from?”
“The stork brought you, dear,” was the reply.
And where did you come from, Mom?”
“The stork brought me too.”
“And what about grandma?”
“The stork brought her too.”
“Gee,” said the little lad, “Doesn’t it ever worry you to think that
there have been no natural births in our family for three generations?”

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Quote of the day – Ralph Fiennes

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“One of the things that binds us as a family is a shared sense of humor.” – Ralph Fiennes

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Happiness is …

… a family vacation with sand, sea, sunshine, swim, surf and smiles on a beautiful island – Bali.

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Happiness is …

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…having my favorite chocolate ice-cream.

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Appreciate the little things

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Happiness isn’t about having more, doing more or being more. It is about how we view what is already ours. When you begin to see and appreciate the richness around your, you will almost certainly find that you have a great deal more to be happy than you once imagined.