2

Joke of the day – Car safety

The is the best ever anti-theft
steering wheel lock
that I’ve seen.
5

Joke of the day – Soapy opawra

I’m a deeply
soaperficial pawson.
9

Joke of the day – Chairless whisper

…he doesn’t chair about me and he called me a Pink Elephant. Please come rescue me. I’m near the traffic light just outside Ikea.
1

Joke of the day – Fangs

I think I have a pretty
BITE future ahead.
1

Joke of the day – Shush

Think I’ll just keep
my meowth shut!
4

Joke of the day – Let’s roll

Aparrot-ly, some birds can skate!
1

Joke of the day – Relationsheep

When I’m with ewe,
my life is com-bleet!
2

Joke of the day – Epiphany

Waking up this morning was
an eye-opening experience!