Tag Archives: clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Civil lies

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A politician is a
civil serpent who will
lay down your life
for his country.
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Joke of the day – Big sail

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I bought this boat
cos it was on sail.
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Joke of the day – Owl alone

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β™ͺ *κˆοΉƒκˆ)οΎ‰
Owl by myself
Don’t wanna be
Owl by myself
anymore
γƒΎ(＾。^*)β™ͺ～
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Joke of the day – Sip with me

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This is one glassy produck.
It’s time to get dipsy.
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Joke of the day – Hot dog

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Let’s be frank.
I’m bun-believably cute!
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Joke of the day – Vending machine

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Beware!
This machine is
coinivorous!
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Joke of the day – Clogged

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The sink is clogged.
Think it’s the hare.
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