Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Ride on

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I wood vespa to myself…

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life is a beautiful ride with Harley!

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Joke of the day – Energy saving

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I ain’t dead yet!  Just on energy saving mode.

 

 

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Joke of the day – Joyride

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Hang in there, baby!  
We’re going for a joyride in my new furrari!

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Joke of the day – Pawposal

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“Will you meowy me?”

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Joke of the day – Boredom

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I am so….bored!
Now read that backwards!

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Joke of the day – My present shelf

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Shelf awareness…
I feel so empty!

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Joke of the day – Toaster

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Let’s toast!
May the dough keeps rolling in…

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Have some fillings.  Share the pie…

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There’s always something to be grateful for!

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Joke of the day – Tennis ball

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I grew up playing with my favorite tennis ball.
See how much we have both grown!

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