Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – unFROGettable

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♪~♪ UnFROGettable that’s what you are
♪~♪ UnFROGettable though near or far….
♪~♪ UnFROGettable in every way
♪~♪ That’s why darling it’s incredible
That someone so unFROGettable ♪~♪
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♪~♪ Thinks that I am unFROGettable too ♪~♪

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Joke of the day – Giraffe

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High there!
Can someone show me how to ride this thing? It’s giraffing me nuts.  
Oh no!  I’m stuck in a giraffic jam.
Don’t ask! It’s a long story.
Just another giraffiti!
This yoga position will surely stop the pain in the neck!

 

 

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Joke of the day – diWINE

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Stop and smell the Rosé
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Meet the Bordeaux Collies!
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We’re partners in wine!
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It’s time to wine down!
Care to join me for some Pinot Meow?

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Joke of the day – Lamborghini

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“See, I told ewe guys this car was named after us!”

 

 

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Joke of the day – BeauTEA

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It’s a brew-tea-ful Sunday!

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I love to drink tea daily as it
brings out my inner tranquili-tea.

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Joke of the day – Misery

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PURRCATory:
The prolonged period a cat spent waiting
for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.

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Joke of the day – ExtraOTTERnary

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What? Did you say I’m cute?

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Yes, I know. My cuteness is really otter this world!

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Joke of the day – A puppy for Christmas

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 “Mom, can I have a puppy for Christmas?”

 

 

 “No, you can have a turkey like everyone else.”

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