Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Be still

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Stillness Stealness is a form of

self care! 🐈‍⬛

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Joke of the day – True self

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The stuff you heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.

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Joke of the day – Knot joking

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🐈‍⬛ The struggle is real.

Thread lightly, my friend! 🧶

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Joke of the day – Sweet dreams

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🎶 Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis-a-brie! 🎵

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Joke of the day – Computer

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I don’t like computer jokes.

Not one bit.

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Joke of the day – Furstar

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Excuse me…

papameowzzi season is over.

No photos!

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Joke of the day – Vodka

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Soon it will be Absolut Vod-ta! 💦

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🐈‍⬛ Meowditation🧘‍♂️

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10 minutes in, 9 lives to go.😺

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Joke of the day – Flying

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I just flew into town and my arms are so tired.

[Source: countryliving.com]

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