Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day- PURRloiner

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Iā€™m a Claptocat.
I put my paws together
to fool the world.
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Joke of the day – Horsing around

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Iā€™m not afraid
to make a
foal of myself.
Iā€™m haylarious.
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Joke of the day – aMULEsing

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All booked up on
aMULEsing tales and
nowhere to go.
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Joke of the day- Spaghetti

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ā€œNo regretti,
just eat your spaghetti.ā€
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Joke of the day – Bumpy

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ā€œ Iā€™m bumfuzzled.ā€
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Joke of the day – Not today

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Someone called me lazy todayā€¦
and I almost responded.
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Joke of the day – Life & Beer

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Life and beer are so similar.
Chill for best results.
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Joke of the day – bIN love

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ā€œWhere have you bin all my life?ā€
ā€œDonā€™t want to waste another day without you.ā€
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