Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – I’m bready

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β€œIt was breadtaking.”
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Joke of the day – Last sip

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β€œWhen the last sip of coffee
touches your soul.”
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Joke of the day – Topless

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“Go topless.
Nothing beats
a convertibull.”
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Joke of the day – Sleep in

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β€œIf you’re happy
and you know it,
stay in bed.”
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Joke of the day – Pail

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β€œDo I look pail to you?”
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Joke of the day – Broom

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Broom! Broom!
Ahh…that must be
the witches car.”
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