2

Joke of the day – Rover

The nameโ€™s Bondโ€ฆ
WAGaBond!
0

Joke of the day – Chair up

I hope you
chair up soon,
Seatheart!
1

Joke of the day – It mutt-ers

Weโ€™ve the ulti-mutt friendship.
Best fur-ends fur-ever!
1

Joke of the day – unFROGettable

Feeling a little blue?
Donโ€™t froget to smile.
0

Joke of the day – Magpie

I think youโ€™re MAGnificent.
1

Joke of the day – Missing glasses

This is my temporary glasses.
And to the person who
stole my glasses,
Iโ€™ll find youโ€ฆ
I have contacts.
2

Joke of the day – Stay pawsitive

When life gets ruff,
paws for a mewment
and reflect.
1

Joke of the day – Beary awake

ใƒฝ(โ—‹ยดโˆ€`)๏พ‰โ™ช
Bake me up
before you go-go.
Donโ€™t leave me
hanging on like
a dough-dough.
โ™ช(เน‘แด–โ—กแด–เน‘)โ™ชโ™ช~โ™ช
6

Joke of the day – Weigh

Youโ€™re beautiful just
the weigh you are.