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Joke of the day – Elf

β€œGood Elf-ternoon!
Do you wanna take
an elfie with me?
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Joke of the day – Wine down

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Cheers!”

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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

Owldy! I’m Woudini,
the owlstanding magician,
and godson of Houdini.
Yup, like feather, like son.
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Joke of the day – sMUGSHOT

Cellfie – when the cLAWBREAKER takes his own sMUGSHOT.
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Joke of the day – Gardening

β€œI love gardening.
And I’m planting
meself right here.”
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Joke of the day – Tea time

β€œLife is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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Joke of the day – Aubergine

Egg: β€œWhat’s wrong, Aubergine?”
Eggplant: β€œI don’t know who I am anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Hairitage

β€œI ain’t old.
I’m a hairloom in the making.”
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Joke of the day – GILLty fish

β€œIs that a gill-ty fish or somefin else?”