1

Joke of the day – Shush

Think I’ll just keep
my meowth shut!
4

Joke of the day – Let’s roll

Aparrot-ly, some birds can skate!
1

Joke of the day – Relationsheep

When I’m with ewe,
my life is com-bleet!
1

Joke of the day – Tea

πŸ«– Hello…is it tea
you’re looking for? πŸ«–
1

Joke of the day – Chess

My chess feels heavy!
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1

Joke of the day – Butter

I butter not tell you the joke.
It will spread.
3

Joke of the day – Toes

β€œSMILE!
You’re toe-tally awesome.
I’ll see you toe-morrow.”
1

Joke of the day – Conduckt

Be producktive!
Let’s get quackin’.
4

Joke of the day – β€˜Shelfish’

β€œI’ve no shelf control!”