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Joke of the day – Yacht

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“A sea-nic route?
You’ve yacht to be kidding me.”
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Joke of the day – Muffin

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“Enough of monkey business. Thanks for muffin!
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Joke of the day – Elf

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“Good Elf-ternoon!
Do you wanna take
an elfie with me?
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

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Owldy! I’m Woudini,
the owlstanding magician,
and godson of Houdini.
Yup, like feather, like son.
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Joke of the day – Guff

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“Whoever said
boardom is the feeling
that everything is a waste of time
is utter hogwash.”
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Joke of the day – LOwL

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“Don’t ask!
I was up owl night.
Give me owl your coffee.”
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Joke of the day – Best popsicle

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“You’re the sweetest and
ape-solutely delicious!
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Joke of the day – sMUGSHOT

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Cellfie – when the cLAWBREAKER takes his own sMUGSHOT.
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Joke of the day – Tea time

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“Life is tea short.
Always stay one steep ahead.
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