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Joke of the day – Heel’s the deal

Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe
at midnight,
you’re drunk!
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Joke of the day – On track

It’s time to CATch that train.
Hope I don’t get sidetracked.
9

Joke of the day – Black mewty

A black cat…
mysterious and
meow-velous!
2

Joke of the day – Chook

The weather is scorching hot
and I am not chooking.
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Joke of the day – It ‘feets’

You’re the sole beneath
my chicken feet.
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Joke of the day – Pawsper

We bring good fur-tune
and paws-perity
into households.
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Joke of the day – Let’s grow

This is the best mutt
to grow plants!
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Joke of the day – Olympuss

Ain’t no meowtain
high enough…