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Joke of the day – Heelโ€™s the deal

Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose your shoe
at midnight,
youโ€™re drunk!
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Joke of the day – On track

Itโ€™s time to CATch that train.
Hope I donโ€™t get sidetracked.
9

Joke of the day – Black mewty

A black catโ€ฆ
mysterious and
meow-velous!
2

Joke of the day – Chook

The weather is scorching hot
and I am not chooking.
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Joke of the day – It โ€˜feetsโ€™

Youโ€™re the sole beneath
my chicken feet.
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Joke of the day – Pawsper

We bring good fur-tune
and paws-perity
into households.
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Joke of the day – Letโ€™s grow

This is the best mutt
to grow plants!
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Joke of the day – Olympuss

Ainโ€™t no meowtain
high enoughโ€ฆ