Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Butter

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I butter not tell you the joke.
It will spread.
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Joke of the day – Toes

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“SMILE!
You’re toe-tally awesome.
I’ll see you toe-morrow.”
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Joke of the day – Conduckt

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Be producktive!
Let’s get quackin’.
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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

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“You turned my world upside down.”
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Joke of the day – ‘Shelfish’

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“I’ve no shelf control!”
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Joke of the day – ‘Shell’we?

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“Off I GOat on a speSHELL ride.“
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Joke of the day – Queue

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The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Q’ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

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Would you care for some mewrian? It’s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Beerlieve in yourself

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You have to overcome
the beer-iers!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

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“I fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.”
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