Tag Archives: short jokes

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Joke of the day – Butter

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I butter not tell you the joke.
It will spread.
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Joke of the day – Toes

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โ€œSMILE!
Youโ€™re toe-tally awesome.
Iโ€™ll see you toe-morrow.โ€
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Joke of the day – Conduckt

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Be producktive!
Letโ€™s get quackinโ€™.
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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

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โ€œYou turned my world upside down.โ€
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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shelfishโ€™

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โ€œIโ€™ve no shelf control!โ€
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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shellโ€™we?

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โ€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.โ€œ
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Joke of the day – Queue

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The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Qโ€™ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

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Would you care for some mewrian? Itโ€™s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

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โ€œI fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.โ€
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