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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

โ€œYou turned my world upside down.โ€
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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shellโ€™we?

โ€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.โ€œ
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Joke of the day – Pothole

Damn! Stucked in the
pothole again.
But I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – Shell yeah

I shell overcome!
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Joke of the day – Money

Money ~
Something that comes
like a tortoise and
goes like a rabbit.โ€
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Quote of the day – NBC

Life lessons from the tortoise:
*Slow down and enjoy the beautiful journey.
*You need to come out of the shell to love someone.
*If you want to live to 100, start your day with a smile.

Happy-Saturday