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Joke of the day – Vending machine

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Beware!
This machine is
coinivorous!
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Joke of the day – Clogged

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The sink is clogged.
Think it’s the hare.
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Joke of the day – Eye know

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Okay, eye will roll over.
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Joke of the day – Gourmet

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I do know how to
sniff out good eating
esTABLE-lishments.
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Joke of the day – TeAdious

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It’s a ruff day!
I need a warm pug of tea.
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Joke of the day – Wool out

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A lambslide???
It’s unherd of!
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Joke of the day – I wheel

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With wheel-power,
you’ll go far-ster.
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Joke of the day – Cake me home

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I can’t cake my eyes off you.
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Joke of the day – Bread start

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You bread my mind.
I deserve butter.
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