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Joke of the day – K9 lawyers

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Why are canine lawyers always so broke?

Because they love to work pro-bone-o.  

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Joke of the day ~ Chair-tered

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Chair-tered dreams!

And you only got your-shelf to blame!


Even the sunโ€™s side-eyeing their life choices. โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿช‘๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜…
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Joke of the day – MeloNdramatic

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Watermelon with you??? ๐Ÿ‰๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜œ

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Joke of the day – Shelf right judgment ๐Ÿ˜ผ

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โ€œThat vase is 1 inch off-center, human… and your life choices? Even worse.โ€๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ“š

A Purr-fectly Critical
Cat-tastrophe!” ๐Ÿ˜ผ๐Ÿ“š [www.newbloggycat.com]
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Joke of the day – Sense of rumor

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This will surely lift your spirits!

๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›๐Ÿท ๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿท๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

Spirits like to gossip too! ๐Ÿฅณ [www.newbloggycat.com]
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Life is ~grate~โ€ฆ

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cheese makes it ~feta~ ๐Ÿง€

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Purrayer before meal

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โ€œThank you Lord for this yummy food. May my furmom feed me this daily. rAmen! ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

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I riseโ€ฆ

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in the yeast and set in the waist.

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I almost hadโ€ฆ

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โ€ฆa โ€˜brakedownโ€™ when I saw this! ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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I have a questionโ€ฆ

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giraffe have anything to eat?

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