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Joke of the day – On track

Itโ€™s time to CATch that train.
Hope I donโ€™t get sidetracked.
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Joke of the day – Black mewty

A black catโ€ฆ
mysterious and
meow-velous!
2

Joke of the day – Chook

The weather is scorching hot
and I am not chooking.
7

Joke of the day – It โ€˜feetsโ€™

Youโ€™re the sole beneath
my chicken feet.
1

Joke of the day – Life socks

When life socks,
just hold my hand.
2

Joke of the day – Pawsper

We bring good fur-tune
and paws-perity
into households.
3

Joke of the day – Letโ€™s grow

This is the best mutt
to grow plants!
2

Joke of the day – Olympuss

Ainโ€™t no meowtain
high enoughโ€ฆ
1

Joke of the day – Helmet

Letโ€™s get fast and fur-ious!
If anything goes wrong,
Iโ€™ll see ya in HeLLMet!
1

Joke of the day – Day out

โ€œOut heron my own again!โ€
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