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Joke of the day – Celery at par

If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
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Joke of the day – SOFAtunate

I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
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Happy Birthday, America!

“One flag, one land,
one heart, one hand,
one nation evermore!”
– Oliver Wendell Holmes
Photo credit: Reba Spike
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Joke of the day – Discarded

“I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.”
Photo credit: Jiawei Zhao
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Joke of the day – Hoo’s talking?

“I’m a bit of a know-it-owl.”
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Joke of the day – WSJ

“I’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”