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Joke of the day – AdoraBOWL

“I don’t wanna miss a pin.”
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Joke of the day – Swell

“Looking swell!
Was it caffeine or Botox?”
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Quote of the day- Haruki Murakami

“I’m kind of a big kettle.
It takes time to get boiled,
but then I’m always hot.”
– Haruki Murakami
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Joke of the day – I’m wine

“Ducknically,
I feel wine.”
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Joke of the day – Koala

“Let’s spend some
koala-ty time together.”

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Quote of the day- Maya Angelou

“My mission in life is
not merely to survive,
but to thrive;
and to do so with
some passion,
some compassion,
some humour and
some style.”
– Maya Angelou
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Joke of the day – Humble pie

In pie I crust.
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Joke of the day – IOS

I’ve got IOS –
Irritable Owl Syndrome!
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Joke of the day – Water u doin’

“What can I say…
I’m an aquaholic.”