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Category Archives: Good clean jokes
Joke of the day – Pug’s resolutions
Resolution #1: Bark less
Resolution #2: Say NO to dry kibble and YES to holesome food
Resolution #3: Keep cool
Resolution #4: Act crazy sometimes
Resolution #5: Relax more
Joke of the day – A puppy for Christmas
“Mom, can I have a puppy for Christmas?”
“No, you can have a turkey like everyone else.”
Joke of the day – Puppet
FOR SALE:
Broken puppet. No strings attached.
Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!
I love my job. I shoot people.
So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy. Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!
Joke of the day – SnOw funny
“Wake me up when winter is over” – Snowpy
“It’s freezing and I’m so BOAR-ed!’
“Do you wanna play snowball with me?”
“Let’s go snow fishing.”
“Get me outta here. I’m feline too cold. I’m not an Eskimew.”
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Joke of the day – SnOw long
Dachshund through the snow
In a one-horse open sleigh;
Over the fields, we go,
Laughing all the way;
Joke of the day – Fur cat lovers
This is FUR real.
FUR the love of cats,
don’t get FURious when you see our fur on the couch.
Oh! FUR meowing out loud.
Why is it called FURniture?
FUR-ree your mind and be FUR-bulous!
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Joke of the day – Better latte than never
I’m running a little latte but
I don’t give a Frappe!
Joke of the day – I adough you
I’m well-rounded!
Donut judge my diet!
I donut know what I’ll do without you!
I was told to glaze it!
Donut ever leave me!
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