Category Archives: Good clean jokes

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Joke of the day – Slice up

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Iā€™m a bread winner!
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Joke of the day – Woody

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I was pretty sure
the imPECKable tree
was right here!
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Joke of the day – Difference

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What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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Joke of the day – Mental test

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Psychiatrists inform us
that one out of four people
are mentally ill.
So check your friends –
if three of them
are alright,
it must be you!
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Joke of the day – Weā€™re open

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Itā€™s monkey business
as usual!
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Quote of the day – Fine

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Itā€™s fine.
Iā€™m fine.
Everything is fine!
But I donā€™t look fine, do I?
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Joke of the day – Samurai

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Hmmā€¦how do I samurai-ze this?
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Joke of the day – Brother

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My brother from
another mother
always has my back!
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Joke of the day – Sweet owl

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ā™«ź’°ļ½„ā—”ļ½„ą¹‘ź’± Sweet owl of prey
Sweet owl of prey ā™Ŗļ½ž(ļæ£Īµļæ£)
That calls me from a world of scare.
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