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Joke of the day – Almost fitmas

β€œIt’s beginning to feel like fitmas.”
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Joke of the day – Carbs

β€œI’m a carboholic.
I’m gonna social distance
myself from carbs
to flatten the curve.”
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Joke of the day – Goodbye law

Dogs don’t need rules!
We just need 3 bones:
wishbone,
backbone
& funnybone.
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Joke of the day – En route

β€œI don’t know where I’m going
but I’m on my way.”
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Joke of the day – Neighbelline

In case you’re wondering, it’s Neighbelline Super Stay Hay Matte Ink (Treat Yourself)
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Joke of the day – For wheel

β€œTrust me!
I am a long standing
cycologist.”

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Joke of the day – Discarded

β€œI was bedter.
Nothing mattress anymore.”
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Joke of the day – Leisurely

Appreci-eat food.
Eat slowly.