Quote of the day – Swedish Proverb

“The pillow is the best advisor”

Joke of the day – Motel

Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.” 

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Joke of the day – Married women vs single women


How come married women are heavier than single women?

A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.