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Joke of the day – Motel
Motel Manager: “The room is $25 a night. It’s $10 if you make your own bed.”
Guest: “I’ll make my own bed.”
Motel Manager: “Good. I’ll get you some nails and wood.”
(Photo credit: http://www.dogster.com)
“It’s all messy: The hair. The bed. The words. The heart. Life…”
– William Leal
Happiness is …
…sand as soft as my bed (✿◠‿◠)
Taken on 7-7-12. ≧◔◡◔≦
Joke of the day – Married women vs single women
How come married women are heavier than single women?
A single woman goes home, sees what’s in the fridge and goes to bed.
A married woman sees what’s in bed and goes to the fridge.
