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Joke of the day – Onion rings

β€œI’m the Lord of the Onion Rings.”
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Joke of the day – I scream

(((((Yay!!!! I love Hoggin’ Daz)))))
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Joke of the day – Hoptimistic

β€œI’ll stop being
hopping mad and
start meditating β€œ
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Joke of the day – Let’s get fizzical

β€œThat’s what I call
a good relation-sip.”
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Joke of the day – S CARgo

β€œWow! Look at the S CAR go!”
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Joke of day – Quack

β€œI heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
β€œIt’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.”
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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

β€œI’ll bewitcha in a minute.”
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Joke of the day – Showy

Ostentatious:
An ostrich who likes to show off.