Joke of the day – Sparrow & snail

Sparrow:  “Why are you climbing the apple tree.  Don’t you know there aren’t any apples on the tree yet?”

Snail: “Yes, but there will be by the time I get up there.”




Joke of the day – The snail


A snail entered a police station and told an officer, “I just got mugged by two turtles. They beat me up and took all my money!”

The officer replied, “Why that’s terrible. Did you get a good look at them?”

“No sir, it all happened so fast!”