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Joke of the day – PROMpt

β€œLife’s a catwalk!
Be PROMinent!
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

β€œBe eggtra careful, yolks!”
Happy Fryday!
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Joke of the day – seCURE

β€œFriendship is
the best oinkment and
tweetment for the soul.”
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Joke of the day – Ostrich

Warning in the zoo:
Please don’t scare the ostrich.
The floor is made of concrete.
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Joke of the day – Unshod

Don’t go around brrr-footed!
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Joke of the day – TGIF

β€œYes! Fri-nally!”
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Joke of the day – In shape

β€œIt isn’t hard to stay in shape.”
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Joke of the day – Ruffled

β€œDon’t ask!
Just pour the coffee.”
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Joke of the day – I BEerLIEVE

β€œ…this purresent mewment
is ale you have.
So, beer hoppy!”