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Joke of the day – Hare I am

“Hare I am!
It’s almost New Ear’s Eve.
And I’m ear for you
if you need me,
anytime, any place.”
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Joke of the day – Boxing day

“Oh, thought you said it’s BOX-IN’ day!”

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Joke of the day – Elf

β€œGood Elf-ternoon!
Do you wanna take
an elfie with me?
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Joke of the day – Cardio

“I love this scratching post.
It’s the purrfect treadmill.”

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Joke of the day – Wine down

“It’s the most wine-derful time of the year. Cheers!”

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Joke of the day – Hoo’s hoo

Owldy! I’m Woudini,
the owlstanding magician,
and godson of Houdini.
Yup, like feather, like son.
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Joke of the day – Happy potato

“Smile and be spudtacular as I yam!”
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Joke of the day – Guff

“Whoever said
boardom is the feeling
that everything is a waste of time
is utter hogwash.”
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Joke of the day – LOwL

“Don’t ask!
I was up owl night.
Give me owl your coffee.”