Joke of the day – Swell
Quote of the day- Haruki Murakami
βI’m kind of a big kettle.
It takes time to get boiled,
but then I’m always hot.β
– Haruki Murakami

Joke of the day – Iβm wine
βDucknically,
I feel wine.β

Happiness is β¦
hanging out with my soul.

Joke of the day – Koala
Quote of the day- Maya Angelou
“My mission in life is
not merely to survive,
but to thrive;
and to do so with
some passion,
some compassion,
some humour and
some style.β
– Maya Angelou

Joke of the day – Humble pie
In pie I crust.

Joke of the day – IOS
Iβve got IOS –
Irritable Owl Syndrome!

Joke of the day – Water u doinβ
βWhat can I sayβ¦
Iβm an aquaholic.β



