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Joke of the day – Eye know

Okay, eye will roll over.
3

Joke of the day – Gourmet

I do know how to
sniff out good eating
esTABLE-lishments.
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Joke of the day – TeAdious

It’s a ruff day!
I need a warm pug of tea.
1

Joke of the day – Wool out

A lambslide???
It’s unherd of!
1

Joke of the day – I wheel

With wheel-power,
you’ll go far-ster.
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Joke of the day – Cake me home

I can’t cake my eyes off you.
3

Joke of the day – Bread start

You bread my mind.
I deserve butter.
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Joke of the day – Weed diet

I’m on a see weed diet and
it’s called Mari-iguana!
If weed diet is a sin,
I’ll see you all inhale!
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Joke of the day – Dolphin

I dolphinately love you.
You’re my porpoise in life.