Tag Archives: duck puns

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Meet my…

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seDUCKtive muse, forever frozen in a moment of fowl play. πŸ¦†βœ¨πŸ¦†πŸ’Ž

P.S. Secret ducky blessing:“May your cement never crack and your creativity never waddle away!” πŸ˜‰πŸ’–

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Joke of the day – Conduckt

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Be producktive!
Let’s get quackin’.
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Joke of the day – Sip with me

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This is one glassy produck.
It’s time to get dipsy.
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Joke of the day – Wooden duck

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β€œβ™ͺ(o^0^)oβ™ͺ
Treat me nice,
treat me good
Treat me like
you really should
‘Cause I’m not
made of wood
And I don’t have
a wooden duck.
(Β΄β–½ο½€)γƒŽβ™ͺ”
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Joke of day – Quack

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β€œI heard he’s addicted to quack.”
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Joke of the day – I’m wine

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β€œDucknically,
I feel wine.”
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Joke of the day – Power up

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β€œThanks for the introDUCKtion.
So, what do I do next
to get my super power?
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Joke of the day – sWING it

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“A sneak beak of the Amazing sWing-it Ducknology.”

happy friday

 

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Joke of the day – New normal

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“Stay safe with the new code of conduck“