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Quote of the day – NBC

Sometimes you just have to

look like a fool to fool

the fool who thinks

they are fooling you.


Eye’m feeling pretty optimistic today!http://www.pinterest.com

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Quote of the day – NBC

Let’s forget everything else
and just cuddle! ❤️❤️❤️

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Joke of the day – Heartcore

“This is so heartistic and
it deserves a round of ap-paws!
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Joke of the day – End is near

~~~✩°。⋆⸜ 🎧 ♪✮☾𖦹~~~
And now the end is near
And so I face that final curtain..
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Joke of the day – Break in

Last night…
a red, fat and bearded man
tried to break in but
I chased him away.
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Joke of the day – Who nose

Only dog nose why!
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Joke of the day – Fries

🍟 Time fries when I‘m with you🍟
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Joke of the day – Booked

This weekend is going to be LITerary.
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Joke of the day – Car safety

The is the best ever anti-theft
steering wheel lock
that I’ve seen.
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Joke of the day – Soapy opawra

I’m a deeply
soaperficial pawson.