Tag Archives: funny one-liners
Joke of the day – Color blind
The optometrist said that I’m colorblind. The news came completely out of the pink.
Joke of the day – Celery at par
If a parsley farmer gets sued, can they garnish his celery?
Joke of the day – SOFAtunate
I love my armchair very much.
So does that make me a
SEATcret admirer?
Joke of the day – Discarded
“I worked in a cardboard box factory but it folded.”
Joke of the day – Hoo’s talking?
“I’m a bit of a know-it-owl.”
Joke of the day – WSJ
“I’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”
Joke of the day – PurebreAd
Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s the problem with having a pure bread dog.
Joke of the day – Grave mistake
Joke of the day – Nose
I feel nose-talgic!
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