Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Ironic

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“Did he take the road
death traveled?”
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Joke of the day – Say grace

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Pastor: “Do you say your prayers before your dinner, Lucy?
Lucy: “No, my mother is a good cook.”
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Joke of the day – Microscope

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“Why did the germ cross
the microscope?”
To get to the other slide.
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Joke of the day – Crash course

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Sign in a flying school:
NO CRASH COURSES GIVEN HERE
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Joke of the day – Waist-ed

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“I raccoon all this food
is going to waist.” 🦝
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Joke of the day – Deep breathing

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“Did you know that deep breathing kills germs?”
“Yes, but how do you get them to breathe deeply?”
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Joke of the day – Shih Tzu

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Am I in ShihTzuland?🇨🇭
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Joke of the day – Woody

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I was pretty sure
the imPECKable tree
was right here!
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