Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Deadbeat

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And on Sundaysโ€ฆ
we do nothing!
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Joke of the day – Ironic

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โ€œDid he take the road
death traveled?โ€
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Joke of the day – Say grace

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Pastor: โ€œDo you say your prayers before your dinner, Lucy?
Lucy: โ€œNo, my mother is a good cook.โ€
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Joke of the day – Microscope

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โ€œWhy did the germ cross
the microscope?โ€
To get to the other slide.
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Joke of the day – Crash course

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Sign in a flying school:
NO CRASH COURSES GIVEN HERE
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Joke of the day – Waist-ed

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โ€œI raccoon all this food
is going to waist.โ€ ๐Ÿฆ
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Joke of the day – Deep breathing

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โ€œDid you know that deep breathing kills germs?โ€
โ€œYes, but how do you get them to breathe deeply?โ€
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Joke of the day – Shih Tzu

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Am I in ShihTzuland?๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ
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Joke of the day – Slice up

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Iโ€™m a bread winner!
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Joke of the day – Woody

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I was pretty sure
the imPECKable tree
was right here!
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