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Joke of the day – Wishful

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β€œDieting is wishful shrinking.”
β€œMy diet failed! β€œ
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Joke of the day – Dream

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β€œKeep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.”
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Joke of the day – PLANtS

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β€œSorry, I already have
PLANtS this weekend.”
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Joke of the day – Pasta

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β€œCan you pasta sauce please?”
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

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β™ͺβ™ͺ(o*γ‚œβˆ‡γ‚œ)o～β™ͺβ™ͺ
Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

β™ͺ(ΰΉ‘α΄–β—‘α΄–ΰΉ‘)β™ͺ

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

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β€œFollow your sole,
it knows the way.”
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Joke of the day – Feather

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β€œI’m feeling a bit under the feather.”
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Joke of the day – I’m sealious

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β€œMom,
Sea, I ain’t lion.
My fate is sealed.”
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

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β€œI’m such a good buoy!”
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Joke of the day – Overeating

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β€œI ate too much.
Diet starts next week.”
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