Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Happy meal

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โ€œWho said money
canโ€™t buy happiness?
I just bought myself
a happy meal.โ€™
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Joke of the day – Bone scan

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โ€œDogs canโ€™t see your bones.
But cat sCAN.โ€
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Joke of the day – Hootiful

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Hello Hootiful,
you look owlsome today!
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Joke of the day – Sweetcase

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In that case, just pack
what you need.
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Joke of the day – Glasses

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At my age,
I need glassesโ€ฆ
and plenty of them.
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Joke of the day – PUGeye

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โ€œIโ€™m on a well-rounded diet.โ€ – PUGeye the sailor dog
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Joke of the day – Sleigh what?

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ใƒฝ(โ—‹ยดโˆ€`)๏พ‰โ™ช Sleigh my name,
sleigh my name โ™ช(เน‘แด–โ—กแด–เน‘)โ™ช
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Joke of the day – ๐ŸŽ„โœจElfโœจ๐ŸŽ„

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โ€œIโ€™m an elf- taught
Christmas decorator.โ€
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Joke of the day – SHELLtered

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โ€œShellrounded and turtley capy.โ€
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