Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – Slide

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β€œDon’t stair!
Let me just
slide off
effortlessly!”
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Joke of the day – Dumbo

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β€œFor crying out cloud…
it’s Dumbo,
the flying elephant!”
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Joke of the day – peTddler

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β€œI’m a hug dealer!”
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Joke of the day – Row

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β€œRow, row, row your goat,
gently down the stream…”
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Joke of the day – PROMpt

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β€œLife’s a catwalk!
Be PROMinent!
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Joke of the day – Eggscuse me!

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β€œBe eggtra careful, yolks!”
Happy Fryday!
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Joke of the day – seCURE

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β€œFriendship is
the best oinkment and
tweetment for the soul.”
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Joke of the day – Ostrich

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Warning in the zoo:
Please don’t scare the ostrich.
The floor is made of concrete.
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Joke of the day – Unshod

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Don’t go around brrr-footed!
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