Tag Archives: funny one-liners

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Joke of the day – D.I.E.T

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ā€œIā€™m on a diet…
Do I Eat That?
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Joke of the day – Apple

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ā€œHave an apple–solutely
gre–ape day!ā€
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Joke of the day – Meerkat

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ā€œMeet my new best friend.
Heā€™s just a mere cat.ā€
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Joke of the day – Hen wash

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ā€œPlease wash your HENs
before dinner.ā€
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Joke of the day – Massage

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ā€œDonā€™t you worry…
I got your back!
You need me
to knead you.
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Joke of the day – Wipe out

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ā€œThis never ending deja poo…ā€
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Joke of the day – Savasana

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ā€œThis is my favorite
yoga pose.ā€
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Joke of the day – It mattress not

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ā€œEvery little moment
mattress.ā€
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