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Joke of the day – ReFURbished

How do you like the
CONTEMPT-porary design?
Btw, it was done
according to the cLAW
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Joke of the day – Croissant

I hope our paths croissant again!🥐
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Joke of the day – End is near

~~~✩°。⋆⸜ 🎧 ♪✮☾𖦹~~~
And now the end is near
And so I face that final curtain..
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Joke of the day – Boxing Day

So…I raccoon today is Boxing Day! Let’s get trashed and get some ice cream coon later.

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Merry Christmas Y’all

HOo HOo HOo…Owl be home for Christmas!
Pucker up! I know all you want for Kiss-mas is me!
I’m the only Star in this house!
And this Christmas, let us be reminded…
that life is short and we have to pretend to love our enemies.
…sometimes we become the very thing we swore to destroy.
…joy is not what we get after Christmas. It’s fat!
I would love for everyone reading this to feel happy, healthy, blessed & loved.
And although it’s been said, many times, way too many ways…
🌲Meowy Christmas to you and yours! Have a mewtiful Christmas!🌲❤️❤️❤️🌲

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Joke of the day – Whisker wonderland

🌲🌈☃️We’re here to keep your
pawliday spirit bright! ☃️🌈🌲
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Joke of the day – Beautree

ᒄ₍⁽ˆ⁰ˆ⁾₎ᒃ♪♬
O Christmas tree O Christmas tree you stand in splendid beauty!

♬♩♫♪☻(●´∀`●)☻♪♫♩♬

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Joke of the day – Break in

Last night…
a red, fat and bearded man
tried to break in but
I chased him away.
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Joke of the day – Frown

Just a frowny moment
with mommy!