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Joke of the day – Conduckt

Be producktive!
Letโ€™s get quackinโ€™.
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Joke of the day – Turtle disaster

โ€œYou turned my world upside down.โ€
http://www.tenor.com
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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shelfishโ€™

โ€œIโ€™ve no shelf control!โ€
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Joke of the day – โ€˜Shellโ€™we?

โ€œOff I GOat on a speSHELL ride.โ€œ
1

Joke of the day – Queue

The word queue is ironic.

It’s just a ‘Qโ€™ with a bunch of

silent letters waiting in a line.

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Joke of the day – Durian

Would you care for some mewrian? Itโ€™s sweet and odorless!
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Joke of the day – Knitpicked

โ€œI fought with the yarn and
the yarn won.โ€
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Joke of the day – Chef

Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

(Source: http://www.laffgaff.com)