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Joke of the day – WSJ

“I’m almost done with this book. Please get a copy of the Wool Street Journal.”
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Joke of the day – PurebreAd

Every time I take my dog to the park, the ducks try to bite him. That’s the problem with having a pure bread dog.
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Quote of the day – NBC

“Life will be boring if you
never mess up.”
“The dog did it!” [www.pinterest.com]
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Joke of the day – Grave mistake

I got a feeling…
someone is trying to
bury me alive!
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Joke of the day – Snap hoc

Alligators make good lawyers because they are efficient a-litigators.
Image credit: Dilip Poddar
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Joke of the day – Boatiful

Welcome to Boat-dapest!
🇭🇺 HUNGaRY? ♨(⋆‿⋆)♨
Image credit: Mariana Sturza