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Joke of the day – Algebra

 

Sydelle: “Do you know what is algebra?”
Shaye:  “Yes, it’s about giraffe and zebra.”
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Joke of the day – Free press

I know what free press is all about!

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Quote of the day – The Hollies

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The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I’m strong
Strong enough to carry him
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother
So on we go
His welfare is of my concern
No burden is he to bear
We’ll get there
For I know
He would not encumber me
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother
If I’m laden at all
I’m laden with sadness
That everyone’s heart
Isn’t filled with the gladness
Of love for one another
It’s a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we’re on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn’t weigh me down at all
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother
He’s my brother
He ain’t heavy, he’s my brother…

 ♪♪♪ ヽ(・ˇ∀ˇ・ゞ)

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Joke of the day – You & me

“It’s not ewe!”

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“It’s meh!”

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Joke of the day – Booked

Sorry! My weekend is all booked.

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Joke of the day – Go online

“I don’t get it!  What is so great about going online?”

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Joke of the day – Clinomania

I’m a Clinomaniac!  Sleeping is my hobby.

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