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Joke of the day – Wishful

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โ€œDieting is wishful shrinking.โ€
โ€œMy diet failed! โ€œ
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Joke of the day – Dream

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โ€œKeep your dream alive.
Go back to sleep.โ€
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Joke of the day – PLANtS

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โ€œSorry, I already have
PLANtS this weekend.โ€
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Joke of the day – Pasta

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โ€œCan you pasta sauce please?โ€
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Joke of the day – Love MEat

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Love MEat tender
Love MEat sweet

Never let you go

You have made
my life complete

And I love you so.

โ™ช(เน‘แด–โ—กแด–เน‘)โ™ช

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Joke of the day – Sole purpose

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โ€œFollow your sole,
it knows the way.โ€
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Joke of the day – Feather

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โ€œIโ€™m feeling a bit under the feather.โ€
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Joke of the day – Iโ€™m sealious

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โ€œMom,
Sea, I ainโ€™t lion.
My fate is sealed.โ€
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Joke of the day – Oh buoy!

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โ€œIโ€™m such a good buoy!โ€
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Joke of the day – Overeating

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โ€œI ate too much.
Diet starts next week.โ€
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