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Joke of the day – Leisurely

Appreci-eat food.
Eat slowly.
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Joke of the day – Onion rings

ā€œI’m the Lord of the Onion Rings.ā€
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Joke of the day – I scream

(((((Yay!!!! I love Hoggin’ Daz)))))
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Joke of the day – Hoptimistic

ā€œI’ll stop being
hopping mad and
start meditating ā€œ
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Joke of the day – Let’s get fizzical

ā€œThat’s what I call
a good relation-sip.ā€
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Joke of the day – S CARgo

ā€œWow! Look at the S CAR go!ā€
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Joke of day – Quack

ā€œI heard he’s addicted to quack.ā€
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Joke of the day – Horror

Short horror story:
ā€œIt’s Monday and
I’m out of coffee.ā€
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Happy Halloween – Vampurr

I’m thirsty!
Should I go for the
vein-illa Vodka
or bloodweiser?
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Joke of the day- Witch

ā€œI’ll bewitcha in a minute.ā€
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