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Joke of the day – Crash course

Sign in a flying school:
NO CRASH COURSES GIVEN HERE
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Joke of the day – Waist-ed

β€œI raccoon all this food
is going to waist.” 🦝
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Joke of the day – Deep breathing

β€œDid you know that deep breathing kills germs?”
β€œYes, but how do you get them to breathe deeply?”
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Joke of the day – Slice up

I’m a bread winner!
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Joke of the day – Woody

I was pretty sure
the imPECKable tree
was right here!
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Joke of the day – Difference

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful is against the law.
Illegal is a sick bird.
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Joke of the day – Mental test

Psychiatrists inform us
that one out of four people
are mentally ill.
So check your friends –
if three of them
are alright,
it must be you!
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Joke of the day – We’re open

It’s monkey business
as usual!
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Quote of the day – Fine

It’s fine.
I’m fine.
Everything is fine!
But I don’t look fine, do I?
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Joke of the day – Samurai

Hmm…how do I samurai-ze this?