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It’s time to wine down!
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Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Lamborghini
Joke of the day – I’m the coolest!
Hi there, my name is PenGRIN!
This is me in the legal-suspense thriller
– The Pelican Brief
I love rock and roll. ย It’s sorta a icebreaker, you know.
And you must check out my coolest moonwalk – the sliding version.
Joke of the day – BeauTEA
It’s a brew-tea-ful Sunday!
I love to drink tea daily as it
brings outย my inner tranquili-tea.
Joke of the day – Misery
PURRCATory:
The prolonged period a cat spent waiting
for a fresh pot of coffee to be ready.
Joke of the day – ExtraOTTERnary
What? Did you say I’m cute?
Yes, I know. My cuteness is really otter this world!
Joke of the day – GRINd
Joke of the day – Pug’s resolutions
Resolution #1: Bark less
Resolution #2: Say NO to dry kibble and YES to holesome food
Resolution #3: Keep cool
Resolution #4: ย Act crazy sometimes
Resolution #5: Relax more
Joke of the day – Puppet
FOR SALE:
Broken puppet. No strings attached.
Joke of the day – I’m gonna snap!
I love my job. ย I shoot people.
So, I heard you have a Nikon.
But, I have a CANnON.
Sometimes life gets fuzzy. ย Stop shaking and stay focus.
I’m gonna snap whenever you’re ready!
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