Let’s toast!
May the dough keeps rolling in…
Have some fillings. Share the pie…
There’s always something to be grateful for!
Tag Archives: short jokes
Joke of the day – Tennis ball
I grew up playing with my favorite tennis ball.
See how much we have both grown!
Joke of the day – Tiresome
Joke of the day – Tooth hurty
Patient: “Doc, I’m very nervous. This is my first tooth extraction.
Young dentist: “Don’t worry, this is my first extraction too.
Joke of the day – Peas to all
Lettuce…
give peas a chance.
Peas pray for world peas.
May peas be with you!
Joke of the day – Corgi
I’m a little corgicorn!
We practice synCORGnIzed napping.
I have OCD (Obsessive Corgi Disorder).
Smile! Life is short.
Joke of the day – The answer…
♪~♪ …..my friend is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind. ♪~♪”
Joke of the day – Hello…
♪~♪ Hello darkness, my old friend
I’ve come to talk with you again♪~♪ …
Black coffee brings deLIGHT to my mind, body and soul!
Joke of the day – unFROGettable
♪~♪ UnFROGettable that’s what you are
♪~♪ UnFROGettable though near or far….
♪~♪ UnFROGettable in every way
♪~♪ That’s why darling it’s incredible
That someone so unFROGettable ♪~♪
♪~♪ Thinks that I am unFROGettable too ♪~♪
Joke of the day – Giraffe
High there!
Can someone show me how to ride this thing? It’s giraffing me nuts.
Oh no! I’m stuck in a giraffic jam.
Don’t ask! It’s a long story.
Just another giraffiti!
This yoga position will surely stop the pain in the neck!
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