A man is walking down the beach and comes across an old bottle. He picks it up, pulls out the cork and out pops a genie!
The genie says, “Thank you for freeing me from the bottle. In return I will grant you three wishes.”
The man says “Great! I always dreamed of this and I know exactly what I want. First, I want one billion dollars in a Swiss bank account.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a piece of paper with account numbers appears right in front of him!
He continues, “Next, I want a brand new red Ferrari right here.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and a bright red, brand-new Ferrari appears right next to him!
He continues, “Finally, I want to be irresistible to women.”
Poof! There is a flash of light and he turns into a box of chocolates.
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LOL – reminds me of the 3 guys who were stranded on a deserted island and found the genie bottle –
1st guy wishes: “I wish I was at home with my family and we had no money worries” – Poof – he disappears
2nd guy wishes: “I wish I was rich and handsome and in Paris.” Poof – he disappears
3rd guy waits, hesitates, shuffles his feet and says,
“Wow – I don’t know what to wish for – I wish my friends were here to help me decide – – “
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Haha…good one 🙂
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